Jerome Baker

The JB
Crew.

They came off the booth wall, the box art and the old posters. They got dressed in real JB merch. Now they float around the site doing whatever they want. Grab one. Throw it. Tap one to say hi. Every crew member has a page, and every page is weird in its own way.

Torch, Pulling a glass bubble off a blowpipe. On a skateboard.TorchThe lion on the torchMajor Tom-Tom, Juggling high tops upside down in zero gravity.Major Tom-TomAstronaut, retired, still floatingChomps, Kickflipping in high tops on two small legs he grew out of spite.ChompsKickflips, bites thingsEnlightened Ed, Dancing at the beach, yelling ENLIGHTEN ALL HUMANS.Enlightened EdEight arms, four flip-flopsBaker Bot, DJing on two turntables, antenna sparking.Baker BotDJ, one of one sets onlyHoney Pot, Flipping honeycomb on a tiny grill. Do not talk to him while he flips.Honey PotGrillmaster, very serious about itTwo-Can, Riding a single giant high top like a skateboard.Two-CanRides one shoeCrude, Surfing a wave of black oil in board shorts.CrudeRobot, needs oil, surfs itGray, Beaming up a cow with a tiny saucer, sipping a juice box.GrayAbducts cows, drinks juice boxesMama Cobra, Playing the flute to charm a garden hose.Mama CobraSnake charmer, reversedLil' Lucky, Scooping ice cream with a pitchfork. Melting.Lil' LuckyRuns an ice cream cart in a hot placePublic Enemy No. 1, Very carefully embroidering a tiny heart.Public Enemy No. 1Wanted poster, retiredJack, Carving a face into a watermelon. Feels right about it.JackCarves watermelonsDillo, Rolling down a bowling lane in a crop top.DilloBowls with himselfShellby, Sprinting in four high tops. Speed lines included.ShellbyFastest turtle in glassCy, Reading an eye chart through a magnifying glass.CyEye doctor, one eyeThe Spinners, Swaying like a doo-wop group. Eyes spinning.The SpinnersThree heads, one harmonyPeeper, Climbing out of a porthole to read the paper.PeeperLives in a portholeMr. X, Tree pose on a mushroom. Very centered.Mr. XThe mark, on a mushroomThe Grin, Brushing its own teeth with a huge toothbrush.The GrinAll teeth, all the time