The JB Crew · No. 04
EnlightenedEd
Eight arms, four flip-flops
Ed has eight arms and owns four flip-flops, which he says is the correct ratio. Mostly dances. Occasionally shouts the poster at strangers. The strangers usually feel better.
ENLIGHTEN ALL HUMANS.
Rap sheet
- Name
- Enlightened Ed
- Currently
- Dancing at the beach, yelling ENLIGHTEN ALL HUMANS.
- Known for
- Shouting it at the beach
- Weakness
- Socks
- Wearing
- Pop-art flip flops, Sativa
BEFORE THE MERCH
Talk to Enlightened Ed.
They only know a few lines right now. They're working on it.