The JB Crew · No. 08
Crude
Robot, needs oil, surfs it
From the Oil Crisis poster, where robots need oil. Crude solved it by moving into the oil. Wears board shorts because he read somewhere you're supposed to.
Robots need oil.
Rap sheet
- Name
- Crude
- Currently
- Surfing a wave of black oil in board shorts.
- Known for
- Never running dry
- Weakness
- Paper towels
- Wearing
- Pop-art board shorts, Sativa
BEFORE THE MERCH
Talk to Crude.
They only know a few lines right now. They're working on it.